Santa insanity

Stories with Santa in them are mainstream news this time of year:

• The Santa in New Zealand who said the f-word while trying to say thank you in Norwegian.
• The teacher who was sacked for telling pupils Santa doesn't exist.
• The bobcat who bit Santa in New Jersey (people take bobcats to see Santa?).
• The Santa who got a parking ticket on his sleigh (this is becoming a Christmas tradition).